Lightning Protection League Certificate

⚡ Lightning Protection League™ Certificate

A Personalized Novelty Gift That Always Gets a Laugh

Give the one gift nobody expects—but everyone remembers. The Lightning Protection league™ Certificate is a premium, customizable document that “protects” the recipient from lightning strikes and general sky-based nonsense. Beautifully designed, completely unnecessary, and guaranteed to spark conversation.

⚡ Why People Love It

• Custom Name Printing
  Instantly more official. Instantly funnier.

• Premium, Legit-Looking Design
  Looks like it belongs in a lawyer’s office… until you read it.

• Perfect for Gifts & Pranks
  Birthdays, holidays, office jokes, white elephants—this always lands.

• Wall-Ready Decor
  Frame this certificate to guarantee a story every time.

⚡ What You Get

• Personalized certificate (PDF)

• High-res print-ready file

• Shareable social images
  

⚡ The Bolt Bonus (Someday… Maybe…)

Every certificate includes the possibility of a future Bolt Bonus—a mysterious, discretionary perk that may or may not ever exist. No guarantees, just intrigue and comedy.

⚡ Not Real Insurance — Just Real Fun

This is a novelty product purely for entertainment. No actual coverage—just unforgettable laughs.