A Spark of Humor...A Hint of Fortune!
Look official from afar and create laughs from up close — the perfect combination for a certificate that looks like it belongs in a lawyer’s office but sends anyone who actually reads it into a fit of hysterics. It’s the kind of delightfully absurd document people can’t help but pick up, ask about, and share with friends. This is the moment where curiosity turns into laughter… and laughter turns into “I need one of these.”
Meet Bolt
Bolt is our resident electric sloth — calm, confident, and forever unfazed by the absurdity of Lightning Insurance™. He personally (and very slowly) “approves” every certificate and brings the perfect blend of seriousness and silliness to the brand. And should you ever be actually struck by lightning, Bolt is also the mythical force behind the Bolt Bonus — a discretionary reward reviewed with his signature chill.
Officially ridiculous. Ridiculously official.
⚡ Lightning Protection League™ Certificate
A Hilarious, Personalized Novelty Gift (With a Possible Bolt Bonus)
Give the gift no one expects—but everyone laughs at. The Official Lightning Insurance™ Certificate is a premium, customizable novelty document that “covers” the recipient against lightning strikes and sky-based chaos. Professionally designed, deeply unnecessary, and guaranteed to spark conversations.
⚡ Why People Love It
Personalized With Any Name
Instantly more official, and infinitely funnier.
High-Quality Design
Looks like a real certificate you’d frame—if real insurance were this entertaining.
Perfect for Gifts & Pranks
Birthdays, holidays, office jokes, white-elephant parties—this lands every time.
Great Decor
Hang it on a wall for a guaranteed laugh and endless explanations.
⚡ What’s Included
Custom certificate (PDF download)
High-resolution print-ready file
Social-media share images
⚡ The Bolt Bonus (Maybe… One Day…)
Every certificate quietly includes the possibility of a future Bolt Bonus—a mysterious, optional perk that may (or may not) be granted to certificate holders. No promises, no guarantees… just intrigue. And comedy.
⚡ Not Real Insurance — Just Real Fun
This item is a novelty product intended purely for entertainment. No actual insurance coverage is provided. But the laughs? Those are 100% guaranteed.
